OLD LANG SIGN FROM AN APRIL FOOL

ILLOGICAL
A business with "bomb", and "school" in the name.

RECESSION-PROOF
"Load the Fag into my pick-up".
(Fag is a bearing company, I believe)


USE THE FORCE
The 4th Annual Darth Maul Look-alike Contest

GM-DAEWOO
Ousted GM CEO Rick Wagner finds a suitable position within the company.

MAMA WE'ER ALL CRAZEE NOW
Native American English Teacher Retirement Home
(Cuckoo makes high-end pressure-cookers and kitchen accoutrement)

LIFE THROUGH CARTOON EYES

The only red-haired, round-eyed people in Mokpo meet: one is a cartoon on a billboard, the other is a moron taking a picture of a red-haired, round-eyed cartoon on a billboard.
(What the old woman off to the side of the picture was thinking)